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[Jun. 14th, 2010|01:11 pm] |
Remus Lupin.
You've got ten minutes.
Edgar Bones.
I hear I'm getting a gift tonight. I'd say I'd hope it would be gift-wrapped, but let's face it, clothes only get in the way. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2010|11:06 am] |
I'm not usually one for kidnapping but we found a kid, about eleven or twelve, out in the woods this morning and I think we might keep him. Anyone got any ideas for a good name for a pet?
Fenrir's Pack.
If you're lookin for the kid there isn't one. I just felt like stirring up the hornet's nest. |
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[May. 1st, 2010|12:36 pm] |
We made a new friend. Doesn't happen very often so I think this calls for a celebration and some wagering.
How long till the hitwolf eats one of you? |
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[Apr. 28th, 2010|05:10 pm] |
It's the full moon tonight. Is somebody ready to be our midnight snack?
We've got the place all picked out for tonight so if anybody wants to play my guessing game there's a chance the werewolf capture unit can find us before we find your family.
Werewolves.
I'm thinking we split up again tonight. Me and Scabior, Tabby and Andy, and then Nick, Joe and Mason if he comes around before we leave camp. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2010|05:13 pm] |
All of you in your safe little houses and your warm little beds and your conviction that oh no I've never met a werewolf I'm safe. Think again.
I'm a killer, yeah, but you see me coming. What about the werewolves your Ministry doesn't tell you about huh? You think they're any less dangerous? You think one of these days they aren't going to SNAP? Think again. You're surrounded by them. The Ministry thinks they can keep them as pets but that's the thing about wild animals. They'll always bite the hand that feeds them in the end.
Remus Lupin. Do you have any opinion on this? |
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[Apr. 13th, 2010|01:09 pm] |
Hitwizard types, you've got a mess to clean up down a ways outside of Moldy Wold. There's a white house with green shutters, three dead muggles, and Edgar Bones's name written on the walls in their blood for good measure. Oh, and his wand is sitting on the table.
We wouldn't want him thinking we'd forgotten him just because Gumboil was getting so much attention.
Tabby.
You settle up with Rosier. And make him get you a dress with color this time. You wear too much black and you look like a Death Eater.
Remus.
If you'd been running with us you could've warned that poor boy that Tabby ate. One more life gone because of you. Are you ready to join us yet?
Marlene and Dorcas.
April is full up but you girls just wait till May. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2010|11:21 pm] |
Healing spells aren't the only thing this wand is good for. Thanks Bones.
Lupin.
Have you decided to come along or am I taking something else from you before this next moon? |
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[Mar. 30th, 2010|01:07 pm] |
you are going to pay in blood.
[Warded to Bellatrix Black, Walden Macnair, and Evan Rosier.]
any favor you want for the address of any relative of alastor gumboil or edgar bones.
[Fenrir's pack.]
we're all getting chew toys this month outside the full. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2010|08:53 pm] |
Edgar Bones. I enjoyed talking to you so much under wards the other day I thought we could talk where people could see this time. You think you're going to threaten me? You think you can do what the DMLE can't? I'm going to give you a chance.
But you have to ask the right questions where everyone can see them. And kiss your little girl for me? I'll be seeing her soon. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2010|05:36 pm] |
You can't trust the Ministry to do anything right. Not even cover up their own murder. You should have hired me for the job, Crouch. No one ever asks questions when it's a werewolf blamed.
[Remus Lupin.]
Time's up. You've had your month, now I'll have your decision.
[Tabby.]
Where'd you get the fancy bracelet? |
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[Mar. 8th, 2010|01:13 pm] |
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside er
and frightened Miss Muffet away.
Warded to the DMLE and all werewolves.
Thanks mum for the nursery rhymes. They come in handy for luring little girls and proving points. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2010|12:20 pm] |
37 Niffley Road, Oxford. Eleven bodies. 8 kids, 2 parents and a granny. I haven't been this full in months.
Better get there before the muggle law enforcement or someone's going to have a hard time keeping Gumboil's name out of the muggle newspapers. It's written in blood in as many rooms as we could manage before we got bored this morning. First time in a long time I've transformed in a house. Maybe we'll stick to muggles for awhile.
Or maybe not. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|04:32 pm] |
Who's looking forward to the full moon?
We've got a list of names, we've got a list of favors, but I think we've narrowed it down to two or three.
Do you feel safe Dearborns who turned your back on one of your own?
Do you feel safe Edgar Bones with your pretty little girl tucked in bed tight?
Do you feel safe Marlene McKinnon who talks about plants?
No? Talk to Alastor Gumboil. He'll make you feel better. He gets to choose.
Fenrir's pack.
I thought we'd take a break from the magical world this time around. I'm sick of the way their houses smell. I spotted a huge family of muggles down they way, had eight or nine kids at least, and they're all in one house.
Unless someone has a better idea? |
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[Feb. 1st, 2010|01:05 pm] |
It always takes a day or two to get the taste of old man out of my mouth. But a favor is a favor, and this one got done right.
Where were you Alastor Gumboil? It was almost too easy to be fun. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|11:43 am] |
Lupin.
We have big plans for the full. Want to join us, Lupin? |
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[Jan. 24th, 2010|09:52 pm] |
Warded to Bellatrix Lestrange.
I'm still planning to do that favor you asked but I've got a favor of my own if you don't mind? I need an address for Amelia Bones. She's a hitwizard and the sister of a healer who made my business his business. It'll get you this moon and the next moon free of charge. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2010|10:54 pm] |
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What kind of wizards barbecue a whole town and don't send out invitations? All those tasty little girls gone to waste is a damn shame. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2010|06:13 pm] |
Nothing like napping all day on a full stomach.
Did you learn your lesson Dearborn?
Alastor Gumboil.
I could smell you when I woke up this morning and imagine my surprise when I tasted you under my nails. Another failure, Gumboil? Who'd we eat? |
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[Dec. 28th, 2009|10:48 am] |
I hear there is some good snacking in Godric's Hollow this time of year. Little children and old people and teenagers all plumped up from Christmas. And all because one very naughty girl splinched off her fingers then ran off to an island somewhere.
Where are you girly? Let me know and no ones got to get hurt. Don't let me know and someone gets eaten just for you.
Private.
Ten galleons just to say were going to be somewhere when we know we aint? Lestrange has got more money than brains but if it buys dinner I'm not above it. |
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